Posts Tagged ‘Mom’
26
Sep
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Fun, Funny, Kids, silly. Tagged: Bible, children, childrens books, church, funny, Funny Things, God, jesus, Mom, Mother, quotes, toddler. 1 comment
Mom: We are going to read the Bible.
Son: I hate the Bible. Wait. What’s the Bible?
Mom: The Book that teaches us about God!
Son (Fist pumping): I LOVE THE BIBLE!!!!
14
Sep
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Fun, Funny, Kids. Tagged: baby, bald, children, dad, daddy, father, funny, Funny Things, kids, Mom, Mother, my mother never told me, rules, secrets, silly, teenagers, toddler. 1 comment
I was the reason my dad was bald.
And my kids are the reason for my husbands.
It’s a vicious cycle.
29
Aug
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Fun, Funny, Kids, silly. Tagged: children, computers, dad, daddy, electronics, father, funny, Funny Things, kids, Mom, Mother, my mother never told me, parenting, rules, secrets, silly, teenagers, toddler, yelling. Leave a comment
Kids don’t understand “knock it off” or “stop”,
until you raise your voice and threaten their lives.
Or take away their electronics.
Which to them is about the same thing.
27
Aug
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Fun, Funny, Kids. Tagged: babies, baby, can, children, dad, daddy, drinks, father, funny, Funny Things, glass, gross, kids, Mom, Mother, my mother never told me, rules, secrets, silly, soda, teenagers, toddler. Leave a comment
When a child asks, “Can I have a drink?” from your cup/can/bottle, kiss the whole thing good bye.
You aren’t getting that sucker back.
And if by some small miracle you do get it back, you aren’t going to want it.
18
Aug
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Fun, Funny, Kids, silly. Tagged: bedtime, children, dad, daddy, father, funny, Funny Things, kids, love, Mom, Mother, movies, my mother never told me, rules, scary, secrets, silly, teenagers. Leave a comment
Kids love, love, LOVE scary movies.
Until it’s bedtime.
10
Aug
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Fun, Funny, Kids. Tagged: baby, brutal, children, clothes, critic, embarrass, fashion, funny, Funny Things, honesty, kids, Mom, Mother, my mother never told me, rules, secrets, silly, toddler. 2 comments
Never let your toddler walk in on you changing clothes.
They are brutally honest.
Emphasis on ‘brutally.’
10
Aug
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Fun, Funny, Kids. Tagged: children, cry, dad, daddy, father, funny, Funny Things, growing up, kids, Mom, Mother, my mother never told me, puberty, rules, sad, secrets, silly, teenagers. Leave a comment
You may cry when you realize your child is two inches taller then you.
And has armpit hair.
8
Aug
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Fun, Funny, Kids. Tagged: babies, baby, children, dad, daddy, father, funny, kids, Mom, Mother, rules, secrets, silly, teenagers, toddler. Leave a comment
My kids will always be cuter then the kids next to them.
With better personality!
4
Aug
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Funny, Kids, silly. Tagged: babies, baby, children, dad, daddy, energy, father, funny, Funny Things, kids, Mom, Mother, rules, secrets, selfish, silly, toddler. Leave a comment
Kids suck all the energy out of you.
And keep it for themselves.
1
Aug
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Fun, Funny, Kids, silly. Tagged: boys, children, dad, daddy, father, funny, Funny Things, gross, kids, Mom, Mother, rules, secrets, silly, teenagers, toddler. Leave a comment
Boys will get pee everywhere except IN the toilet.