Posts Tagged ‘joke’

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My mother never told me


When the diaper says up to 20lbs, it means the baby, not the amount of poo it will hold.

Bonus Joke for Today


Since it is raining so hard here, I thought I would share this joke with you:

What is worse then raining cats and dogs?

Hailing Taxis

Joke #22


What’s invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts.

(This is the “dirtiest” joke I included.)

Knock knock


Knock knock

Who’s there?

An impatient sheep

An Impatien —

BAAAAAAAAAAAAA

202 Good Clean Jokes for Kids is finished


I have just finished putting together 202 Good Clean Jokes for Kids. Thank you all for your input and support. This has been so much fun. Keep sending the funny things the kids are saying. That one is a little more slow going.

Joke #21


How can you tell if there is an elephant in the refrigerator?

The door won’t close.

Joke #20


What time do you go to the dentist?

At tooth-hurty

Thank you!


Thank you to all of those who have checked out my blog, left me some great feedback and messages, and who continue to support me. You are all wonderful. Keep them coming! ~RD

Joke #19


What is a mummies favorite music?

“Wrap” music.