Never let your toddler walk in on you changing clothes.
They are brutally honest.
Emphasis on ‘brutally.’
10 Aug
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Fun, Funny, Kids. Tagged: baby, brutal, children, clothes, critic, embarrass, fashion, funny, Funny Things, honesty, kids, Mom, Mother, my mother never told me, rules, secrets, silly, toddler. 2 comments
Never let your toddler walk in on you changing clothes.
They are brutally honest.
Emphasis on ‘brutally.’
24 Jul
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Funny, Kids, silly. Tagged: boogers, children, cleaning, dad, daddy, embarrass, father, funny, gross, kids, Mom, Mother, rules, secrets, silly, teenagers, toddler. Leave a comment
Kids like to wipe boogers on the walls.
23 Jul
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Kids, silly. Tagged: babies, baby, children, dad, embarrass, father, kids, Mom, Mother, pregnant, rules, teenagers, toddler, TV. 2 comments
If you have more then 2 or 3 kids, people will make rude comments to you which they think are witty, funny, or they just didn’t think at all.
These include:
19 Jul
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Funny, Kids, silly. Tagged: children, cleaning, daddy, dishes, embarrass, first, funny, Funny Things, hand, kids, Mom, Mother, rules, secrets, silly. Leave a comment
The first time you have your child do dishes by hand, explain to that child: They need to use a sponge and soap. Not just their hand.
16 Jul
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Funny, Kids, silly. Tagged: babies, baby, child birth, children, daddy, embarrass, funny, kids, Mom, Mother, poo, pregnant, rules, secrets, silly. Leave a comment
I might poop during childbirth.
In front of my husband, possibly family, and a room full of strangers.
And it wouldn’t be the grossest thing to come out of my body that day.
And I won’t care.
15 Jul
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Funny, Kids, silly. Tagged: children, church, embarrass, fart, funny, Funny Things, kids, Mom, Mother, poo, rules, secrets, silly. Leave a comment
Kids will yell words that will embarrass me. Like poop and fart. In quiet places. Like the library. Or church.