Posts Tagged ‘gross’

My mother never told me:

When a child asks, “Can I have a drink?” from your cup/can/bottle, kiss the whole thing good bye.

You aren’t getting that sucker back.

And if by some small miracle you do get it back, you aren’t going to want it.

Joseph~ Age 14

Ewww. Old people farts.

My mother never told me:

Boys will get pee everywhere except IN the toilet.

My mother never told me:

Little kids will put EVERYTHING in their mouth.
Unless it’s a vegetable.

My mother never told me:

Sick kids will not even attempt to make it to the bathroom to vomit. Sometimes they will roll to their side. Most of the time they don’t.

My mother never told me…

Kids like to wipe boogers on the walls.