Posts Tagged ‘kid quotes’

Joseph~ Age 14


Ewww. Old people farts.

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Jaden~Age 3


(After getting in trouble, his dad called him by his full name)

“Don’t you whole name me or I’ll break your butt Daddy!”

Mason-age 8


(After receiving his first black eye)

He says, “Maybe I can be in the movie, The Shining! Get it? The Shining. Cuz I have a shiner.”

Kids quote


Mom- I’m impressed.

Daughter- I don’t want to be pressed. Not hard.

Noah~Age 3


(When asked who his friends at preschool are: )

I’m friends with anyone who calls me Noah.

Anon~ Age 5


(Telling Santa what he wants for Christmas)

200 girlfriends and a Spiderman suit.

202 Good Clean Jokes for Kids is finished


I have just finished putting together 202 Good Clean Jokes for Kids. Thank you all for your input and support. This has been so much fun. Keep sending the funny things the kids are saying. That one is a little more slow going.