Posts Tagged ‘children’
16
Dec
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Fun, Funny, Kids. Tagged: books, children, childrens books, free, Funny Things, giveaway, joke, jokes, silly, tweens. 1 comment
At GOODREADS.com, I have a free give-away.
Sign up for a free SIGNED copy by clicking HERE.
(It’s actually working now.)
Good luck !
14
Dec
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Fun, Funny, Joke, JOKES, Kids, silly. Tagged: books, children, childrens books, free, funny, giveaway, silly. 5 comments
At GOODREADS.com, I have a free give-away. Sign up for a free copy by clicking HERE.
Good luck and I hope you win!
26
Sep
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Fun, Funny, Kids, silly. Tagged: Bible, children, childrens books, church, funny, Funny Things, God, jesus, Mom, Mother, quotes, toddler. 1 comment
Mom: We are going to read the Bible.
Son: I hate the Bible. Wait. What’s the Bible?
Mom: The Book that teaches us about God!
Son (Fist pumping): I LOVE THE BIBLE!!!!
15
Sep
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Fun, Funny, Kids, silly. Tagged: children, dad, daddy, father, funny, Funny Things, kids, preteen, quotes, silly. 2 comments
(After dad told him to check if the door is open…)
Dad: What took you so long?
Kid: I had to open the door to check.
14
Sep
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Fun, Funny, Kids. Tagged: baby, bald, children, dad, daddy, father, funny, Funny Things, kids, Mom, Mother, my mother never told me, rules, secrets, silly, teenagers, toddler. 1 comment
I was the reason my dad was bald.
And my kids are the reason for my husbands.
It’s a vicious cycle.
12
Sep
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Fun, Funny, JOKES, Kids, silly. Tagged: babies, baby, children, funny, Funny Things, my mother never told me, rules, secrets, silly, terrible twos, toddler. Leave a comment
The “terrible twos” start at 14 months.
12
Sep
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Fun, Funny, Kids, silly. Tagged: babies, baby, children, Mother, my mother never told me, rules, secrets, silly. Leave a comment
After your children are out of diapers, someone will have a baby and you will miss having an infant.
Until you babysit said infant for longer then an hour.
12
Sep
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Fun, Funny, Kids. Tagged: children, food, funny, sick, veggies. Leave a comment
Kids will eat ice cream and candy until they get sick.
And get sick until they don’t have to eat vegetables.
29
Aug
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Fun, Funny, Kids, silly. Tagged: children, computers, dad, daddy, electronics, father, funny, Funny Things, kids, Mom, Mother, my mother never told me, parenting, rules, secrets, silly, teenagers, toddler, yelling. Leave a comment
Kids don’t understand “knock it off” or “stop”,
until you raise your voice and threaten their lives.
Or take away their electronics.
Which to them is about the same thing.
27
Aug
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Fun, Funny, Kids. Tagged: babies, baby, can, children, dad, daddy, drinks, father, funny, Funny Things, glass, gross, kids, Mom, Mother, my mother never told me, rules, secrets, silly, soda, teenagers, toddler. Leave a comment
When a child asks, “Can I have a drink?” from your cup/can/bottle, kiss the whole thing good bye.
You aren’t getting that sucker back.
And if by some small miracle you do get it back, you aren’t going to want it.