Posts Tagged ‘poo’

My mother never told me


A toddler will finger paint with poop if given the chance. And it’s very difficult to remove from walls.

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My mother never told me


I might poop during childbirth.

In front of my husband, possibly family, and a room full of strangers.

And it wouldn’t be the grossest thing to come out of my body that day.

And I won’t care.

My mother never told me


Kids will yell words that will embarrass me. Like poop and fart. In quiet places. Like the library. Or church.

My mother never told me


When the diaper says up to 20lbs, it means the baby, not the amount of poo it will hold.