Posts Tagged ‘cleaning’

My mother never told me:


Sick kids will not even attempt to make it to the bathroom to vomit. Sometimes they will roll to their side. Most of the time they don’t.

My mother never told me…


Kids like to wipe boogers on the walls.

My mother never told me:


When you tell a kid to clean, they will move the mess from one room to another. It is a nonstop cycle.

My mother never told me….


You will find foot prints on the ceiling of your brand new car.

But no one will know how they got there.

My mother never told me…


Just when you think you are done with all the laundry, your kids will bring you 5 more loads.

My mother never told me:


The first time you have your child do dishes by hand, explain to that child: They need to use a sponge and soap. Not just their hand.

My mother never told me:


Dark green carpet + bottle of bleach + 8 year old trying to help bring in groceries= You are getting new carpet.