Posts Tagged ‘teenagers’

My mother never told me:


My kids will always be cuter then the kids next to them.

With better personality!

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Hard at Work!


Thank you for everyone who has been supporting me. It means so much to me. I am not slacking, I promise! I have been hard at work writing a series of picture books for children. The “So Weird” series, about families, is something I am very much excited about. I continue to write “My Mother Never Told Me” and “Funny Things Our Kids Say”. So please continue to send me your good ones. It really does keep me motivated! Much love to you all.

*RD*

My mother never told me:


Boys will get pee everywhere except IN the toilet.

My mother never told me:


A teenager can eat its weight in food everyday.

My mother never told me…


When she said that one day I would have kids just like me, she was placing a curse upon my head.

My mother never told me…


Kids like to wipe boogers on the walls.

My mother never told me:


When you tell a kid to clean, they will move the mess from one room to another. It is a nonstop cycle.