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The Bible: Mom and Son (age 6)


Mom: We are going to read the Bible.

Son: I hate the Bible. Wait. What’s the Bible?

Mom: The Book that teaches us about God!

Son (Fist pumping): I LOVE THE BIBLE!!!!

Anon kid- 11 years old…


(After dad told him to check if the door is open…)

Dad: What took you so long?

Kid: I had to open the door to check.

My mother never told me.


The “terrible twos” start at 14 months.

My mother never told me:


After your children are out of diapers, someone will have a baby and you will miss having an infant.

Until you babysit said infant for longer then an hour.

My mother never told me:


Kids don’t understand “knock it off” or “stop”,

until you raise your voice and threaten their lives.

Or take away their electronics.

Which to them is about the same thing.

My mother never told me…….


Kids will figure out that if they can make you laugh while you are mad, they won’t get in as much trouble.

Suddenly you have a house full of comedians.