Joseph~ Age 14

Ewww. Old people farts.

Jaden~Age 3

(After getting in trouble, his dad called him by his full name)

“Don’t you whole name me or I’ll break your butt Daddy!”

Mason-age 8

(After receiving his first black eye)

He says, “Maybe I can be in the movie, The Shining! Get it? The Shining. Cuz I have a shiner.”

Noah~ Age 6

I don’t like the lettuce. It’s too flat.

Kids quote

Mom- I’m impressed.

Daughter- I don’t want to be pressed. Not hard.

Noah~Age 3

(When asked who his friends at preschool are: )

I’m friends with anyone who calls me Noah.

Anon~ Age 5

(Telling Santa what he wants for Christmas)

200 girlfriends and a Spiderman suit.

202 Good Clean Jokes for Kids is finished

I have just finished putting together 202 Good Clean Jokes for Kids. Thank you all for your input and support. This has been so much fun. Keep sending the funny things the kids are saying. That one is a little more slow going.

Joe~ Age 10

It’s not Independence day, it’s the 4th of July.

Conversation Between 2 boys, Age 6&8

6yo: Why do they call it the 4th of July?

8yo: Because it is July 4th.

Happy 4th everyone!