Posts Tagged ‘poo’

My mother never told me

A toddler will finger paint with poop if given the chance. And it’s very difficult to remove from walls.

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My mother never told me

I might poop during childbirth. In front of my husband, possibly family, and a room full of strangers. And it wouldn’t be the grossest thing to come out of my body that day. And I won’t care.

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My mother never told me

Kids will yell words that will embarrass me. Like poop and fart. In quiet places. Like the library. Or church.

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My mother never told me

When the diaper says up to 20lbs, it means the baby, not the amount of poo it will hold.

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