Never let your toddler walk in on you changing clothes. They are brutally honest. Emphasis on ‘brutally.’
Posts Tagged ‘embarrass’
10 Aug
My mother never told me:
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Fun, Funny, Kids. Tagged: baby, brutal, children, clothes, critic, embarrass, fashion, funny, Funny Things, honesty, kids, Mom, Mother, my mother never told me, rules, secrets, silly, toddler. 2 Comments
24 Jul
My mother never told me…
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Funny, Kids, silly. Tagged: boogers, children, cleaning, dad, daddy, embarrass, father, funny, gross, kids, Mom, Mother, rules, secrets, silly, teenagers, toddler. Leave a Comment
Kids like to wipe boogers on the walls.
23 Jul
My mother never told me:
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Kids, silly. Tagged: babies, baby, children, dad, embarrass, father, kids, Mom, Mother, pregnant, rules, teenagers, toddler, TV. 2 Comments
If you have more then 2 or 3 kids, people will make rude comments to you which they think are witty, funny, or they just didn’t think at all. These include: Don’t you know how that happens? You don’t own a TV? Are they all yours?
19 Jul
My mother never told me:
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Funny, Kids, silly. Tagged: children, cleaning, daddy, dishes, embarrass, first, funny, Funny Things, hand, kids, Mom, Mother, rules, secrets, silly. Leave a Comment
The first time you have your child do dishes by hand, explain to that child: They need to use a sponge and soap. Not just their hand.
16 Jul
My mother never told me
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Funny, Kids, silly. Tagged: babies, baby, child birth, children, daddy, embarrass, funny, kids, Mom, Mother, poo, pregnant, rules, secrets, silly. Leave a Comment
I might poop during childbirth. In front of my husband, possibly family, and a room full of strangers. And it wouldn’t be the grossest thing to come out of my body that day. And I won’t care.
15 Jul
My mother never told me
Posted by Reagan Dakota in Children, Funny, Kids, silly. Tagged: children, church, embarrass, fart, funny, Funny Things, kids, Mom, Mother, poo, rules, secrets, silly. Leave a Comment
Kids will yell words that will embarrass me. Like poop and fart. In quiet places. Like the library. Or church.
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