I Think the Kids are Taking Over

Free giveaway (that works)

Reagan Dakota — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 16:48:44 +0000

At GOODREADS.com, I have a free give-away.

(It’s actually working now.)

Good luck !

Enter for your chance to win a free copy of my book!

Reagan Dakota — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 00:13:49 +0000

At GOODREADS.com, I have a free give-away. Sign up for a free copy by clicking HERE.

Good luck and I hope you win!

202 Good Clean Jokes for Kids

Reagan Dakota — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 21:57:57 +0000

My book is for sale under my “real” name. Check it out!

Slacker

Reagan Dakota — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 02:30:12 +0000

I know, I am such a slacker. I have had a LOT going on. Between homeschooling all the kids and writing my childrens books…. I haven’t been getting a whole lot of people sending in their kids funny story/lines. It’s too bad. But I am still here. I still check in from time to time. I still judge my self worth on the amount of people who come and look at my blog. LOL Seriously, though. Leave me some comments, leave me an email. Have a great day, and there will be more blogging sooner or later. ~R

The Bible: Mom and Son (age 6)

Reagan Dakota — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 20:01:40 +0000

Mom: We are going to read the Bible.

Son: I hate the Bible. Wait. What’s the Bible?

Mom: The Book that teaches us about God!

Son (Fist pumping): I LOVE THE BIBLE!!!!

Anon kid- 11 years old…

Reagan Dakota — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 02:58:59 +0000

(After dad told him to check if the door is open…)

Dad: What took you so long?

Kid: I had to open the door to check.

My mother never told me:

Reagan Dakota — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 22:16:06 +0000

I was the reason my dad was bald.

And my kids are the reason for my husbands.

It’s a vicious cycle.

My mother never told me.

Reagan Dakota — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 03:27:25 +0000

The “terrible twos” start at 14 months.

My mother never told me:

Reagan Dakota — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 03:26:00 +0000

After your children are out of diapers, someone will have a baby and you will miss having an infant.

Until you babysit said infant for longer then an hour.

My mother never told me:

Reagan Dakota — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 03:24:11 +0000

Kids will eat ice cream and candy until they get sick.
And get sick until they don’t have to eat vegetables.